Arsenic & Old Lace
Smells Like: "Sweet black cherry tarts with warm, clinging honeymusk and a soft wisp of old-fashioned perfume - roses, honeysuckle, gardenia and chamomile."
Smells Like: "The cloying sweetness of a covetous lust for misspent youth, offset by a geriatric touch of rose and carnation, and underscored by a malevolent insinuation of sandalwood."
Smells Like: "A full-bodied spiced Merlot grounded in dry fig and inspired by a ripe bouquet of berries. "
There are others, of course, with similarly awesome names, but these are my favorites. (Based on names, product descriptions and packaging, mind you - I haven't actually smelled any of these yet, although I have sampled other soaps from this company.) Bonus: They are surprisingly inexpensive! I think these would make lovely hostess gifts throughout the entire month of October...or any time, really, as long as you have the right hostess!